Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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