Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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