I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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