There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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