I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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