best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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