saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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