she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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