At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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