he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i dont even know how to be here
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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