you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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