I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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