Pants 0. Shit 1.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Come on in and take your pants off
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