dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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