Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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