The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Randomize
