I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
