Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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