I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I have aggressive nipples.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize