I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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