Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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