Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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