It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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