Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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