i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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