If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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