I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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