what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
