bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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