I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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