He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She announced her abortion via fbk
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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