Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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