Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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