I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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