Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm bleeding and have questions
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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