Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
should my penis look like a turkey
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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