: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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