My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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