But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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