I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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