im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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