I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
