I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize