quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
