Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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