turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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