Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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