What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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