Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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