I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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