There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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