**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I enjoy the company of your penis
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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