id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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