I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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